WELCOME THE NEW CONTIMATOR(a mixture of conductor and terminator)
欢迎财神到！
Formal. YTCCCO does not fit formal photos! THIS IS SO NOT YT! Ha Ha.
Right, this is more like it =)
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HELLO GUYS! Today's the white day! Since white is such a common colour, MAJORITY OF YTCO WORE IT! THREE CHEERS! Got some photos taken by Xian Wei! Xian Wei wore black today. Like so contrasting lah, Ha Ha. Therefore he took the photos =D
A few YT MM(aka old birds) came back today! They are Jia Yan and Ting Feng! Welcome back! Hope to see you soon =D There's a new cellist Mr Lee! Welcome to YTCCCO! Ha Ha.
And next week, we will all go to Gek Poh Ville again for practise! Assemble at 3.30pm, because there will be a primary school practising before us, so have to give them time to pack up. The songs will be Gua Di Feng, and we'll go there to sight read their songs like Tao Hua Guo Du and Ju Hua Tai etc. Leonard will bring the scores, so no worries =) Everyone must bring their own instruments except yang qin and percussion. There will be no colour code next week, it's free wear!
And, to those who haven't paid the CO Funds yet, please pay ASAP, do not pay after Chinese New Year, it's inauspicious. Ha Ha. Speaking of CNY, please check the coming soon corner for the update on CNY performance. Attire for the performance is all black.
Oh Yah! We have a good news and bad news. The bad news is..... LEONARD IS SACKED FROM HIS POSITION AS THE PLUCKING SL BECAUSE HE'S NOT DOING HIS JOB. How sad. Ha Ha. And the good news is..... LEONARD IS PROMOTED TO SCORES MANAGER, so next time if you need scores, please look for leonard, angela or wen qiao. The new plucking SL will be our dear MIIN WEI! *clap*, she broke our record as the most mini SL ever! Congratulations on winning the YTCO SL records(=
Message to Song Sim: Please hand in minutes. Thank you *evil laugh*
We got a study day every Monday after 6 p.m. Please do not come before 6p.m! And if you are studying, please SAVE THE WORLD. ON ONLY ONE AIRCON! Thank you for your kind cooperation. IF, you need to use the YT room other than studying, please seek permission from Mr Wong. Thank you very much!
And, we have an instruments quota, we are short of pipa! Yes, and please visit the forum for more information! Ha Ha, I help advertise the forum, Yuan Xiang give me some commission! Ha Ha.
That's all for today! REMEMBER TO TURN UP FOR HIKING TOMORROW IF YOU CAN! If you haven't complete your homework, PLEASE CHIONG THEM ALL for the sake of hiking. Ha Ha just kidding, take your time to do your homework, must make sure they are 100% correct =D
Before I go! Here's something for you guys!
IDIOTS & RETAILIwas signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed that I had never signed my name on the back of the credit card. She informed me that she could not complete the transaction unless the card was signed. When I asked why, she explained that it was necessary to compare the signature on the credit card with the signature I just signed on the receipt. So I signed the credit card in front of her. She carefully compared that signature to the one I signed on the receipt. As luck would have it, they matched.
IDIOTS & GEOGRAPHYAfter interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss as rather monosyllabic. My boss said, "Really? Where is Monosyllabia?". Thinking that he was just kidding, I played along and said that it was just south of Elbonia. He replied, "Oh, you mean over by Croatia?"
ADVICE FOR IDIOTSAn actual tip from page 16 of the Hewlett Packard Environmental, Health & Safety Handbook for Employees: "Blink your eyelids periodically to lubricate your eyes."
IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOODI live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: Many deer were being hit by cars and he no longer wanted them to cross there.
IDIOTS & COMPUTERSMy neighbor works in the operations department in the central office of a large bank. Employees in the field call him when they have problems with their computers. One night he got a call from a woman in one of the branch banks who had this question: "I've got smoke coming from the back of my terminal. Do you guys have a fire downtown?"
IDIOTS ARE EASY TO PLEASEIwas sitting in my science class, when the teacher commented that the next day would be the shortest day of the year. My lab partner became visibly excited, cheering and clapping. I explained to her that the amount of daylight changes, not the actual amount of time. Needless to say, she was very disappointed.
IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICEMy daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the individual behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg.
AN IDIOT'S IDIOTPolice in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine. The message "He's lying" was placed in the copier, and police pressed the copy button each time they thought the suspect wasn't telling the truth. Believing the "lie detector" was working, the suspect confessed.
Good morning! =)